4am: wake, drive mother and dad to the airport
6am: home, pass out on the couch
8am: wake up hysterical
8:30 am: calm down drink tea. consider how many functional days i have left
9am: back starts to spasm and cramp. temperature rises, extreme nausea followed by vomiting
11am: finally symptoms abate long enough for me to sleep
12: wake up
1pm: feel okay enough to eat
1:15pm: dog shits all over the rug, is scared, her back legs are locked
1:30pm: get the dog outside, clean
4pm: errands, collect escaped bastard chickens
9:30pm: consider that i might actually be very sick or have serious problems with my back or body. my flu/fucked up spasming lasted only three hours, but lo, the nausea lives on. thank goodness mom and pop stock the house with a liter of expired pepto under every sink. excuse me while i drink a tall glass of the pink stuff and watch tv until my brain is schnitzel
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